Friday, August 10, 2007

Matchup 16: Manny Ramirez vs. Allen Iverson

And now for the final matchup of the first round, and the last matchup in the Stephen A. Smith Region

MANNY RAMIREZ--CREDENTIALS

  • RBI machine
  • 100-plus RBIs in 11 of last 12 seasons
  • All Star 11 times
  • MVP of 2004 World Series
  • Helped lead Red Sox to their first World Series title in 86 years
  • His trade and contract demands are always the centerpiece of ESPN's obnoxious "Hot Stove League" baseball off-season coverage EVERY SINGLE YEAR. We're still waiting for him to be traded
  • ESPN has to use the phrase "Manny Being Manny," or a derivative of it, every time Manny or another baseball player does something outrageous
ALLEN IVERSON--CREDENTIALS
  • Highest per-game scoring average among active NBA players
  • NBA MVP in 2000-2001 season
  • Led team to the 2001 NBA Finals
  • The original "ESPN Bad Boy," only to be surpassed by the likes of Pacman Jones and Michael Vick
  • Numerous problems with the law
  • Constant run-ins with 76ers coaches, teammates, and management until they were forced to trade him to Denver
  • Helped lead Team USA to a bronze medal in the 2004 Olympics
  • Partly responsible for Stephen A. Smith

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