Moving on to the Stuart Scott Region
BARRY BONDS--CREDENTIALS
- Over 700 home runs
- Was one of the game's best players, even before the allegations
- One of sports' most polarizing figures (which equals ESPN publicity out the yin-yang)
- ESPN feels obliged to stop everything EVERY SINGLE TIME he comes up to bat
- "Chasing Ruth" and "Chasing Aaron"
- The Giants have been the first team on the Bottom Line ever since he got close to Ruth
- "Bonds on Bonds"
- Steroids, BALCO, etc
- Made Pedro Gomez famous
- One of the world's most popular athletes
- Helped Manchester United win a lot of titles
- ESPN treated his arrival in Los Angeles like The Beatles' arrival for the Ed Sullivan Show
- Posh Spice
- The phrase "Bend It Like Beckham" (the movie wasn't ESPN's fault)
- ESPN overhyped his L.A. Galaxy debut, in which he only played in the last 13 minutes of the game
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