Sunday, August 5, 2007

Matchup 5: Barry Bonds vs. David Beckham

Moving on to the Stuart Scott Region

BARRY BONDS--CREDENTIALS

  • Over 700 home runs
  • Was one of the game's best players, even before the allegations
  • One of sports' most polarizing figures (which equals ESPN publicity out the yin-yang)
  • ESPN feels obliged to stop everything EVERY SINGLE TIME he comes up to bat
  • "Chasing Ruth" and "Chasing Aaron"
  • The Giants have been the first team on the Bottom Line ever since he got close to Ruth
  • "Bonds on Bonds"
  • Steroids, BALCO, etc
  • Made Pedro Gomez famous
DAVID BECKHAM--CREDENTIALS
  • One of the world's most popular athletes
  • Helped Manchester United win a lot of titles
  • ESPN treated his arrival in Los Angeles like The Beatles' arrival for the Ed Sullivan Show
  • Posh Spice
  • The phrase "Bend It Like Beckham" (the movie wasn't ESPN's fault)
  • ESPN overhyped his L.A. Galaxy debut, in which he only played in the last 13 minutes of the game

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