Moving on in the Chris Berman Region...
DEREK JETER--CREDENTIALS
- Yankees captain
- Cornerstone of the great Yankee teams of the late 90s/early 00s
- Considered one of sports' greatest clutch players
- "The Flip" shown ad nauseam (even though it was an amazing play)
- Dates celebrities
- Apparently has done nothing wrong, selfish, or controversial at any point in his life or career
- Portrayed as the angel to Alex Rodriguez's devil
- Heisman Trophy quarterback
- National Championship quarterback
- First round draft pick, and solid rookie season for the Cardinals
- Also dates celebrities
- Rarely called out on ESPN as a Deadbeat Dad
- His 2005 USC team prematurely hyped on ESPN as one of the all-time greatest teams, right before it lost the Rose Bowl to Texas
- ESPN already predicting that he will make it into the Pro Football Hall of Fame
- Wore a "f*** the BCS" t-shirt on ESPN after being locked out of the BCS championship in 2003. Then, in 2004, he and his teammates defended the BCS when an undefeated Auburn team was locked out of the BCS championship
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