BRETT FAVRE--CREDENTIALS
- Super Bowl champion
- Was NFL's MVP for three straight years
- Holds NFL record for most consecutive starts for a quarterback
- Like Roger Clemens, he has helped "non-news" become a staple of ESPN news programming (Our top story tonight, Brett Favre STILL hasn't retired)
- ESPN now entering its third year of the "Brett Favre Farewell Tour" (Tonight could be Favre's last........). He's having more farewell tours than the Rolling Stones
- He's the "other half" of Michael Strahan's dubious single-season sack record. Therefore, he helped move along the Michael Strahan Publicity Machine
- Used connections at ESPN to try and strong-arm Packer management to trade for Randy Moss
- MVP of 2007 NBA Finals
- Two-time NBA All Star
- Has never made an All NBA team
- Second-best player on his own team. Some people even argue he's third-best
- Gets to be famous because he's married to Eva Longoria
- Parker/Longoria a match made in Disney Synergy Heaven
- "Desperate Housewives," Sundays on ABC!
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